Look who came up in the paper today!
even People magazine made Shrek jokes
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
If you want to understand how Europe really works just remember that when it was first encountered here, syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, Poland and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the Spanish disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia and ‘the Christian’ or ‘the Western disease’ in Turkey.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives